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ROASTING THE CANDIDATES -
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Candidate Roast
Defending Dick Cheney's Voting Record -
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Letters to the Editor - Just prior to the publication of our 1st
issue we received these letters
F.B.I. special agent Dr. Joe Watcher talks about the
similarities between serial killers and politicians.
Serial killers vs. politicians
25 yrs of political humor
Tarzan enters a 12 step program for people co-dependent on
animals.
The final corruption of Tarzan - King of the S.U.V.'s
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Letters to the editor
Dear Low Life,
I wholeheartedly disagree with your
unfortunate characterization of my fraternity buddy from Yale, George W.
Bush. To the frequent criticism that George W is not a detailed thinker I
can only respond that George is capable of handling extremely detailed matters
especially when carrying out a practical joke. Like the time when W
paid those hookers to do the Dean. I can tell you, we laughed our balls
off. He's also a quick thinker in a
crisis, like the time those sorority girls got raped and George organized a slush
fund.
George is a real man of the people too. He always
had time to hang out with his fraternity brothers, except for the odd
moments when he was sober.
It's guys like you who don't
understand the white man's burden who have so shamelessly attacked the
impeccable character of George W.
Sincerely,
Winston Winthrob 3rd
P.S. - I hope you won't be needing any credit soon, because I've told my
underlings at the trust fund to permanently lower your credit rating.
Dear Low Life,
This is the best thing I've read since the publication of my
thesis, "The Reproductive Habits of Medieval Canines and the Impact it had
on the Renaissance." - Prof. Horace Tenure PHD. B.S. JO.-
Harvard Univ. Correspondence School
Dear Sirs:
How dare you compare politicians to serial killers. It's
Jews like you who make Christian missionary outreach a necessity. -
Rev. Billy Grahmcracker - Beertap Minn.
Why can't we all just get along, bitch? - rapper - M.C.
Crowbar - NYC
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